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Come Fill The Cup

Possible TV advertising for a certain kind of "donation" center… or for guys who might be looking for "gig" employment…with apologies, dear readers...this one's a bit "naughty". If your bills are getting to you, The IRS is trying to screw you, Jobs are few and far between, And you need to make some green, You've already sold your hair, And you've no more blood to spare, Come where a wank Will put cash in the bank.

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Date: 10/29/2024 2:11:00 AM
Jim thank you for your visit to my page when I got POTD two weeks back. Well if it puts money in the bank, guess it's no prank Really enjoyed and had a smile. Blessings, Jennifer.
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/29/2024 10:34:00 AM
Jennifer, many thanks...and pranks...and wanks...
Date: 10/20/2024 1:15:00 PM
You have a great sense of humour Jim..
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/21/2024 10:17:00 AM
Thanks, S O. I try.
Date: 10/20/2024 2:42:00 AM
A fist full of dollars?
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/20/2024 10:26:00 AM
LOL!! Thank you, Chris. I wish I had thought of that when I was writing this piece.
Date: 10/19/2024 12:55:00 PM
Hilarious, Jim!
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/20/2024 10:29:00 AM
Thanks, Ilene.
Date: 10/19/2024 11:09:00 AM
So now you’re selling your dna and getting personal.
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/20/2024 10:29:00 AM
Thanks, Kim...but no. The last time I even tried to donate blood, they told me I was too old.

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