Christmas Gift Ideas, Maybe?

Some gifts were great for yesteryear But with a face lift they can reappear Like that good old soap on a rope Can now be: may I have the envelope When cleaning below the ship’s deck Now you don’t need to break your neck Buy a mini submarine with soap On a periscope If your pet lion has bad breath Don’t worry yourself to death Now you can treat it with soap On an antelope A word of warning for new age fans Even though it is in the soap plans I would never take a chance with soap On a cantaloupe But if your foolish brother is Never minding his own darn biz Wipe him out of your way with soap On a dope If your friend’s health is on the rocks Show him or her how to detox Starting with the improved soap On a stethoscope A great gift to open a kid’s eyes To be able to enjoy the skies Is to buy them that neat’o soap On a telescope Lastly, for those who are pessimistic And are in need of some optimistic Grant their X-mas wish with soap On a hope.